Dry Oasis

1) An event of extreme poverty and destitution (formal)

2) A tragedy

3) An individual lacking mental capacity (sarcastic tone)

4) A lack of glamour and excitement in one's mundane life

1) The sordid conditions in the squatter settlements of poverty-struck Madagascar resembled a dry oasis in the depths of the Sahara.

2) Edward is such a wimp without the utmost brain to solve a no-brainer puzzle, he is truly the driest oasis amongst us.

3) Life felt like a repelling chore towards Timothy, a dry oasis of no enthusiasm.

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dry nut

What happens to Kimberly Lynn's fuck buddy every night.

Ahhh I just dry nutted.

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dry heat

A stupid statement made by old-timers, when someone complains that it's hotter than hell outside, implying that low humidity makes extremely high temperatures easier to tolerate.

Joe: 114 degrees! Jesus, that's HOT!

Schmoe: Yeah, but it's a dry heat.

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dry ice

someone who is popular but nobody actually likes them.

Dude, Justin is such dry ice.

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Dry Dock

To turn off the water in somone's toilet, and than crap in it.

Jordan Spiked My Beer with Exlax so I Dry Docked His Toilet

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Dry Jerk

When you use Baby Powder to make your dick very dry, then you jack it with the said powder

I'm was out of lube today, so i had to Dry Jerk it

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bone dry

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"

"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."

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