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Agressive. Typically blonde. Looks stupid. Has poor taste in women. Beats his meat often.
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An Extremely moist and white un-attractive guy who has poor hygiene. Very ratchet!
Ethan: I'm Moist
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Wet Willie's creepy uncle. When someone simulates intercourse with their tongue and your ear canal.
I brought this guy home the other night. We started fooling around, but he gave me a Wet Ethan. So i asked him politely, yet firmly to leave.
BOIIIII DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE PERFECTION THAT IS ETHAN DOLAN
Dark, luscious hair, beautiful eyes, pretty smile, jawline has more structure than your life
Tall AF, fine AF, DADDY AF
Has an obsession with small things, loves to adventure and be in nature
Humor is 10/10, definitely the better twi-
Ethan Dolans are intimidating the one moment and cute lil beans the next (will definitely leave you shook).
Protect them at all costs because they're always there for you.
Was once a famous viner but now a famous youtuber
Loves to make the Dolan stans swerve lanes
Girl 1:"Omg who is that MANS over there?"
Girl 2:"Oh him? That's Ethan Dolan"
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The sexiest male on the planet
Girl #1: damn look at that guy. With his big biceps, 6 pac and fine ass booty
Girl #2: that's Ethan Dolan. AKA my future husband
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the most incredible, perfect person to have ever walked this earth. can make all your sadness go away by simply smiling or laughing.
has a sexy face and bod that will leave you SHOOK, is literally the most grateful person ever and never stops telling everyone how grateful he is for them and how much he loves them.
get yourself an ethan dolan and protect him bc he's a sweet lil bean
person 1: he's cute. i'd smash
person 2: oh yes, that is a rare ethan dolan in it's natural habitat, it's totes hot and will take photos if you ask kindly.
fandom's secret spy sitting on bench behind newspaper with fake 'stache: choke me ;)
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One who has a strang tendency to jerk himself or other people from out of nowhere especially in awkward situations e.g. School, airplane, vet, bus and much more.
Dude 1"Dude a Random dude Ethan wilcoxed me in class."
Dude 2 "Really the same happened to me but on the bus."
Dude 1 "Do you think it was the same guy."
Dude 2 "Probably."
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