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Earth Shaking

When someone is so busy doing something that is not important versus doing something that is important

What is so earth shaking that you can’t call me right now?

by Beaverdammit August 5, 2023


earth kingdom

A nation in avatar the last airbender it contains a blind badass a huge wall conspiracy theories government corruption a crazy old king and a super friendly bear. home to all earth benders if you pick a fight with someone you are going to get hurt and remember "there is no war in ba-sing-sae

Did you here that the earth kingdom just fell to the fire nation

by Puglorf November 22, 2021


Earth-wide

Synonym of global.

The internet is earth-wide.

by Dan Evans July 18, 2018


Mississippi Earth Monkey

Definition: When two crackheads fuck in the mud getting covered in it

I saw two Mississippi Earth Monkeys fucking behind the 7/11.

by Moosemilk01 August 14, 2021


The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022


Earthing Ablution

Earthing ablution is the act of tapping both palms on a sandy earth surface. The act is meant to purify. It is said to be necessary before prayer, after an orgasm or ejaculation, if one does not find water to shower, for both males and females. Simply, the act involves stretching both palms, as though one is displaying the number ten with his hands, then tapping on a sandy earth surface, blowing on hands to remove excess dust, then rubbing one's hands and face as though washing them with water.

Earthing ablution feels good.

by Mr. VW Isaac November 29, 2021


raph the best human that lived on earth

mine forever bitches

raph the best human that lived on earth is emili's

by emilixoxx April 8, 2018