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Eddie is someone you wish you could slap your cock on
god I wish Eddie was here right now, my nuts are blue
Eddie is a very creative and weird person . Usually very hairy. He is a very over dramatic and protective boyfriend. Eddie is also a great best friend for others . Even when eddies is being dumb he still gives the best advice
Eddie “Don’t do it “
eddie is the best person in the world. despite his autistic tendencies, he is the loveliest and most perfect person ever, and, no matter who he is to you, he is literally amazing.
ive never met anyone like eddie, but if you do, you'll just wanna spend time with him like loads, and have horrendous withdrawal when you're not together, and most likely die. but its okay, cuz you have an eddie dude‼️
"this songs so good, i wish eddie was here right now"
A rather small child who has a very underdeveloped brain that causes him to get angry very fast. His brother also plays the flute which is a very sensitive spot for him. It is also of note that he has erictile disfunction and a gigantic forehead, which prevents him from getting laid.
1: Bruh that man's brother is playing the flute
2:Oh that's Eddie's brother he is very angry about it
That dumb ass nigga who suck dick by palm trees and he gay asf never go out with that musty ass nigga he need ass creme so give him help and lotion
Person: ITS EDDIE COVER YOUR 👃
EDDIE : hey guys
Person: dies