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A pleasant prickling sensation felt in the ovaries piqued by cultural and procreational stimuli, especially but not limited to crossing the border into ones ancestral homeland.
"Are your eggs tingling?" - she asked as her family crossed the border into Croatia for the first time.
A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals
Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:
Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The farmer's son is an egg scrambler.
The act of putting cereal (and milk) into a woman's vagina.
H1: What's for breakfast today?
H2: Some delicious egg & cereal!
A person, specifically one with devilishly good looks, who has outwitted and or outpunned you.
*moments of silence pass*
"Tristan, your a stupid egg."
"I am, I'm the bestus egg, sunny side up."
Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)
You: Here mom i made you eggs
Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!
The act of a doubly wedded man nursing on another man's freshly shaven testicles whilst his two wives flap their arms and make finch noises. This is typically done in exchange for cork bark and other various wooden terrarium decor.
Justin: "I want cork!"
Pedro: "I've got the hook up... Gave my boy finch eggs."