An Eli is the best person in the world to everyone to be lucky enough to know him. Nobody does it better.
Eli you really are the best in the world!
Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.
Eli is a giant cock.
Eli has a big fat juicy cock (8 inches and above)
Mary: do you know Eli?
Ibo: yes he has a big fat juicy cock
Some short kid that steals your food all the time. Sucks in pvp games like Fortnite and is easy to no-scope
“Bro you’re as good as Eli. You’re ASS”
-teammate
Bros just a wanna be smelly pants i just know (disappointment)
YO you know eli?, Yeah he stinks like poo poo (noun)
Immortal and godly. Likes to look at the weak mortals. Has won 2 olympic golds medals in olympic weightlifting. He is 10/10 in everything. JoJo is the best anime he says. So it must be true