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A female on facebook who appears hot in the photo, but in real life is a dissapointment.
Bro # 1: "Dude look at this girl, she is gorgeous."
Bro # 2: "Nah Bro, she is a facebook flop. She is in my biology lab and she is gross."
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Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.
Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
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The process of seperating a facebook whore from his or her computer for an extended amount of time. The process is life-threatening and can result in extreme mood swings.
In withdrawal, users may go through four phases:
1) Craving
2) Fear
3) Denial
4) Depression
Some cases include instances where individuals try to use MySpace as an alternative, but this ends badly when they realize you cannot just click on the picture to make the next one appear
Facebook addiction is an issue with many consequences, one of them being, addiction withdrawal symptoms experienced when the facebook is discontinued. The symptoms of Facebook Withdrawal at times may be severe, if not life threatening.
Amy: Why is Ryan crying?
Sarah: Because he can't log onto Facebook.
Amy: Oh, so Ryan is having Facebook Withdrawal?
Sarah: Yeah, and now he is in the denial stage.
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Someone you see at a bar or a club who looks really familiar but you can't quite remember how you know them or where from. As the night progresses you realize you may be friends with them on facebook or have just seen them in pictures on facebook because you are that creepy person who looks at everyone's photos and profiles.
"Dude that girl looks really familiar but I can't remember where I know her from."
"Are you sure?"
"Yeah, shes probably just Facebook Familiar"
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A person who is addicted to facebook. This person always knows their friend count, and it usually includes many people that they dont even know. Every time a facebook slut is near a computer, he or she automatically logs in and looks around the site for half an hour.
Dennis is always talking about how many friends he has on Facebook. Every time he visits me, Dennis logs on to my computer to check his Facebook. Dennis is such a Facebook Slut!
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A person who you have as a friend on Facebook, but who you have no contact with in the real world.
John and Mary are such Facebook friends, they barely know each other in person.
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A person who updates their facebook so often that it fills up the home page for everyone of their friends (usually with silly photos and one-line comments).
I opened my facebook only to discover that Shelly had filed the page with minute by minute coverage of her kids at the beach. She is such a facebook hog.
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