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The wind-chill factor that one calculates at night as they ride the trolley down to the BART station in San Francisco. People who usually do this are brave for enduring such temperatures and like to place their cold fingers on your neck.
(On the Trolley)
E: Hey, do you want to sit down.
R: No it's ok, I'll just stand.
E: Okay, while you're out there can you calculate the Trolley Wind Chill Factor for me??
R: (stink eye)
How many browser-tabs you've opened after researching something on the web.
Weather for tomorrow: Tab Factor = 1
Closest bakery opened on a holiday: Tab Factor = 3
Trying to decide which iPad cover to buy on Amazon: Tab Factor = 17
It's the most important factor in all trig equations.
You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.
1) The progression of day time soaps.
2) Corny actions of seemingly normal human beings
While Bert was watching The Young and The Restless the cheese factor went through the roof.
The cheese factor is how believable a scenario is based on how many times it is used in a film or any other form of media.
Person 1: "Me and Alex kissed for the first time on the top of the bleachers at the homecoming football game."
Person 2: "As much as I'd like to believe you, the Cheese Factor of what you just said makes it sound like bullshit."