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An ancient Hindu demigod who achieved Nirvana (Moksh) through masturbation.
A nameless monk; he meditated for 52 years on the peak of Mt. Nanga Parbat (literal translation : Naked Mountain) in the Himalayas before he perfected the art of Handless Masturbation.
After perfecting the fabled Handless Masturbation technique (commonly known as the 'Look Ma, No Hands!' technique), he jacked off for 13 days straight before the gods approved of his meditation and let him reach Nirvana.
They then bestowed upon him the demigod status and let him spill his jizz all over the "snow"-capped peaks of The Himalayas.
And as the sun set on the 13th day of his masturbation, did the gods smile upon his seed and grant him Nirvana.
Thus, the man was bestowed with the name Faptrishi (The Fapping Monk).
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When masturbating, right before blowing your load, yell "MOM!" or "DAD!" and try to finish before said person enters the room. Fap Forfeit February is a challenge and you need to do it once every day until the 28th February
Yo man my mom just caught me doing Fap Forfeit February challenge, so now im grounded.
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"Hundred Hand Fap" is the combination to two know phrases. "Hunder Hand" comes from a Godly game called Street Fighter 2, a character named E. Honda would use a move called the Hundred Hand Slap. The last part of the phrase "Fap" i guess come from the internet somewhere. Fapping is the sound effect a male would make when he masturbates, Strokes his Wii(beats his meat)
Samir, get off street fighter and come hang out. You cant be hundred hand fagging it to Chung li and Blanka every day,
Damn this pr0n is tight finna hundred hand fap that jawn(joint)
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Same event like No Nut November but only 28 days to prove females are mature beings than males. This challenge cannot masturbate which can penetrate the G spot without using any items such as dildo, drugs, fingers that can react into vaginal, etc. Well, it is hardly for females who have periods to accept this challenges.
"When the Forbidden Fap February is ON, the porn industrial could only survive 40% as the No Nut November porn rate drop 80% at that month."
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Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.
Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
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When you fap over the moral implications of an action.
Man, I totally had a prime directive fap when I was trying to decide whether or not to tell my boyfriend I spent all our savings on a model Enterprise.
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fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
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