Fast-Forward

describing something thats stupid, or of low intellegence.

" Aw man im so fast-forward i failed that open book test with a 5 out of 65. "

or

" Dude that old lady's driving is so fast-forward...she's going through stop signs, and stoping when there isnt any! "

Fast-forward

Used to justified saying Gay stuff
Opposite of "Pause".

A: Those nuts are huge.
B: That's Gay dude.
A: Fast-Forward.

fast kitty

Another word for slut, or promiscuous woman

She’s being a fast kitty tonight

Fast skkrr

A that goes really fast around the roads

Guy 1: omg look at that car
Guy 2: that is such a fast skkrrr

fast foring

Shit on tv that is so bad it bores the piss out of you even when viewed on fast forward. This applies to all day time TV and most so-called reality shows.

etymology: short for 'fast forward boring'

dude #1: Hey, did you catch Survivor last night?

dude #2: Man, that shit was fast foring. I only slowed down for a couple commercials.

Fast Track

The vagina of an astronaut.

The vagina of an astronaut if a Fast Track.

russian fast

Eating as little to no food in a day much like a Russian during the Cold War, either by choice or by circumstance, then drinking vodka becoming shitfaced at an alarmingly fast rate.

I'm on a Russian Fast today because I failed my Calc test .