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I’m so excited for February 22 so I can celebrate super gremlins.
February 13 is the day you fuck your best friend then ask them to be your Valentine on February 14
Me: hey let’s fuck since it’s February 13
Her/him sure
Next day
Me: will you be my Valentine 😏
Her/him sure
The person who GOT born on February 13 is gonna be BFF wuthe the girl who was born at november 2
February 13: oh what data are you? I i am 13 february
NOvember 02: November 02
February 13: i think We Are gonna be bffs in the funiture
February 17 is the day to ask out the girl that you’ve been crushing on for months or years.
1:wanna go out?
2:Why now?
1:ITS February 17
Anyone born on this day is somewhat of a meme lord, very artistic, and love all things magical. Although they may have some unresolved issues. Anyone born on this day should take a warm soapy shower because its not easy carrying that crown around all day. You absolutely legend. Go on treat yourself to that snack you've been wanting all day.
Person: its my birthday tomorrow, February 17.
friend: woah dude, people born on that day are cool.
Person: whys that?
Friend: because it says on the urban dictionary and everyone knows the most awsome people where born that day. Dude that must be why your such a meme lord
Random karen: WhAts a mE mEe!
National fuck your boyfriend day
Her: Its February 20th, wanna have a good time Carl ;)?
Him: Hell yeah, Jennifer!
An ASHLYNS birthday : which you should wish her happy birthday- 100 times and buy her flowers 😍
happy birthday ashlyn x100 and here are some flowers 💐 because it is February 5th !!!