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Becoming a million dollars richer, the first two digits of one million dollars.
Millionaire: hey man i just got 10 feet taller !
Average joe: what do you mean ?
Millionaire: it means there's another million dollars in my bank
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To have wild sex.
"Jane and I just met last night, but by 2:00 AM we landed feet first in the boneyard.
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To survive the loss of a job by getting another job. Can be used for other tragedies.
Hal was devistated by the layoff, buy I'm sure he will land on his feet.
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This term is used a lot when playing street basketball to imply that you shouldn't get to close to the person you are trying to block. Me and my friends say it when someone you're talking to gets to close to you or is invading your personal space.
A girl is at a bar and a guy walks over to her to make a conversation by getting really close to her face with his face and his breathe really stinks.
Guy:"Hhhhhey beautiful. Hhhhhhhow are you tonight?"
Girl: "Hey man! Three feet no check!" (As she puts her hand out and pushes him out of her face)
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Definition 1: a form of typo of "bon appetit"
Meme: "My girl is so roman attic. i come inside from outside to this everyday. Boney african feet.
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The shape of feet that some girls have that are particularly wide at the front, with splayed toes.
Girls with duckbill playtpus feet often wear open toe shoes or flip flops all the time as they find normal shoes uncomfortable and restrictive due to the width of their feet.
Girls with Duckbill Platypus feet are always slipping their shoes off at the first opportunity and are almost always barefoot at home, and often in places like the office, the car, and at friends houses. The girl's feet often make a flapping noise when she walks.
"Hey Lisa-Marie is so cute!"
"I know, but she has Duckbill Platypus feet"
"Yeah, she wears flip flops all the time cos her feet don't fit into normal shoes, she even wore flip flops to her prom"
"I know, she always goes barefoot when she's at my house!"
"Yeah, but that's ok, she has cute feet so it's nice to see them"
"True, I love her toes"
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To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.
Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?