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when you have finished sex, and have cummed onto the ladies stomach, then you have fell onto her, head first, with the dick still in her
last night me and my sister "played human fall flat" and we played it all night
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Idiots who believe the earth is flat.
Yo yo yo that hombre junior is a whack ass flats. He be one of those flat earthers.
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1.What a Prospector will call a AA community whore that will trick with him 2. Prostitute
Get the head shed ready that flat headed bitch is on her way over.
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PROOF THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT IN MINECRAFT TURN THE WORLD TOF FLAT THE WORLD IS NOT ROUND IT IS FLAT lol
Mike: "mate is the earth round?"
Jerry: "nah in minecraft you can make the world super flat so we can"
Mike: "ok..." *teleports to another Planet*
the world is a super flat world
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Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture
F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!
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When a muffin get pressed into the shape of a cookie and you realise that we have been cheated all along. Muffins are just fat cookies.
Mueid: Muffins are not found they are flat.
Boye: We should only sell flat muffins. Same muffin less area.
Claudia: That looks like somebody stepped on shit.
Mueid: But it's very tasty. A flat muffin is just a cookie but soft. That is the flat muffin theory. We have been eating fat cookies all along.
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The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...
I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"
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