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A LAD-point-garnering move of moderate difficulty; to induce vaginal or clitoral pleasure through the application of digits beneath a girl's panties on the dancefloor.
James Hurst: "Yeah, absolutely smashed it last night. Only went and dirty dipped her sopping, dinnai! Macklin's Law baby! The dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip! Huge points. If I knew her name I'd send her Mum a thank you letter."
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Phrase meaning a large woman or man that is out of breath after only a few steps. Not attractive in the least this person resembles "Jabba the Hut" with legs.
Get a load of that Floor Squeakin' mouth breather going into Old Country Buffett, you can't wash all the parts of that gal.
If that Floor squeakin' mouth breather had a red shirt on he would look like an ugly Kool-Aid. O yea!!!
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When you use one arm to punch at the sky and another arm to punch at the ground.
I better show these kids how to Semi-Sky-Semi-floor punch because they're beginners.
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when we fell in love he peed on the floor and i licked it up 🥰
When we fell in love, you made my heart drop
And you had me thinkin' 'bout you non-stop
But you cry 'bout this and whine about that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back
Yeah, I think you're hot, I think you're alright
But you're actin' like a chick all the time
You were cool and now you're not, just like that
When you grow a pear, you can call me back when ed sheeran pees on the floor 😻
The term describing the situation when the sex ratio of male to female in a club is greater than 1:1.
In the case of Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor, the DJ or who ever has a microphone should notify the excess male population to wait outside or leave until more girls enter or males leave.
There are Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor! Some 'a you fellas better wait outside!
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busted face,body,personality,demeanor and spirit. A wretched individual. Hairstyle gone wrong.
That girl looks like she is tore up from the floor up!
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It refers to when a truck driver has both feet on the gas pedal and has his/her chair all the way down and is masterbating while driving
“Is anyone driving that truck”
“The driver must be ten on the floor stroking boar”
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