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A beautiful and sexually attractive female.
Referring to the fact that the atttractive woman walks and you can eat her "pek-pek" (Philipino for vagina)
Have you seen the walking food over in Aisle 12?
Stoned practice of going out and buying food for someone, with their money, then eating half of it on the way back. This is considered acceptable.
I've given him a tenner, so he should get something nice, even though he'll probably half-food me.
Any type of liquid condiment placed on food.
This mustard makes for awesome food lube.
The sound that is produced when opening, rearranging, or consuming a food product that comes in a package or wrapper, such as potato chips or Pop Tarts. This auditory phenomenon is especially prevalent when the consumer is trying to eat the comestibles covertly.
While I was trying to secretly eat my breakfast pastry during my important committee meeting, the wrapper crinkled and everyone looked noticed. Damn you, food sound!
The feeling you get when you eat too much
Example: at a buffet and u eat 7 big plates after you go to leave and you can barely move "oh gosh I have another food hangover "
Gorging on an excess of food after looking at a bunch of food porn.
The new issue of Bon Appetit made me want to food fap everything in sight.
The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.