(verb) - The action of defecating on a sexual partner's (or unsuspecting victim's) face and then ejaculating in the horizontal or vertical motion across the excrement.
Inflected Forms: Marble Frosting, Marble Frost
"My girlfriend was hassling me to pay the overdue electric bill and mow the lawn so I marble frosted that bitch!"
--Former Supreme Court Justice Melvin R. Sturdenberg II
Obviously, the best pker in all of Runescape is Frosted Nuts. Nobody can even come close to his godlike power. If you were in the unlikely even of meeting this mighty warrior in PVP, you might as well start dropping your own nuts.
Person 1: Dude! I saw Frosted Nuts in PVP the other day!
Person 2: So what happened?
Person 1: I don't even remember! It was mad! All I do remember is that he was completely impervious to my attacks. He was like a GOD. When I was dropped, he said. "You have been Frosted."
A frozen cactus used as a dildo, covered in semen as lube
My wife winced when I subjected her to the discipline of the 'Frosted Cactus'
The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!
You know that bloke that's like Jay from inbetweeners, well this is him, he'll tell you that he fought off a bear after having 3 fingers bit off, whilst using those 3 fingers to tell you; then when you ask him why his fingers are back he'll say that it was because he reached down the bears throat and ripped them from its gut whilst shoving a thumb up its arse.
Just wait till you see him dance, he's like a Gazelle, gracefully prancing along the dance floor, brushing by the ladies that want to caress him. The men want to be him, the ladies want to be with him, and the kids.... well that's for him to decide.
"Did you see that guy dancing like Saturday night fever?"
"No, he was doing a Connor Frost"
Cinnamon Roll with extra cum sauce
Anyone down for some soggy cinnamon roll x2 frosting
The frosting on a cake post cake fart. Due to the cake farting process in which a person rips some good sphincter rumbles, the frosting becomes carbonated.
You gonna eat that carbonated frosting after Keely finishes her cake farts?