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Going into a Vans shoe store and tearing the shoe tags off just for its sticker
"The shoe guy almost caught us fruit-picking!"
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When your straight but a gay guy looks fine.
John-Damn that guy looks like a snack!
Josh- I'm pretty sure he's gay.
John- Damn I guess you could say he's a fruit snack!
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When a man and a woman have shower sex while the woman is on her period. The period juice will mix with the shower water to make a small pool of liquid at the bottom of the shower. This is fruit punch.
John : Yo, so the other day i was so tired, me and mary made fruit punch and i didnt even notice.
Zach : Yo dats craaaazy bro!
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When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.
I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.
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In gay intercourse between two men, if they both lie horizontally, the one who is at the lowest altitude.
"That dude is, quite literally, a fruit on the bottom," exclaimed Dave as he saw his friend Tony getting japed.
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i have been skating forever and i was in the time when skatebaording wasnt cool. and those damn rollar bladers were just rollen around not doin real trix. damn man, we were actually doin ticks and the rollar bladers or roler skaters still said there sport was harder, and all they did was ride around, rollerblading will always be a "poser" sport
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Some one who acts like they are hopped up on drugs or something; someone who belongs in a hospital for the mentally insane. ei; Fruity, nutty, crazy.
People who fight online about fruit or any other ridiculas topics! People who sniff bicycle seats. You are a fruit cake!
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