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To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.
I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.
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when you take your balls and put it over your girlfriends eyes then sh*t in her mouth...
greg:i gave my girlfriend an iraqy sand goggle
joe:oh i bet she liked that
greg:yeah im not touching her mouth for months
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Ejaculating on a woman's eye glasses.
While I was fucking Lisa I pulled my cock out of her pussy and gave her Seattle sea goggles.
To shit in swimming goggles and put them on them in their sleep
Hey you wanna do a prank, yeah lets do Russian swamp goggles
Where a man or woman spends far too much time on dodgy swinging web sites after taking large amounts of speed. You'll know when the Speed Goggles kick in as you will start to find mingers really quite doable.
"Wow she's cute"
"No mate, that's your speed goggles kicking, stop letching and snort this"
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Fictitious sexual act performed on the TV show Two and A Half Men. In the episode, Charlie Sheen's character refers to his new girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy, giving him Japanese Rain Goggles. In the context you are to assume this is like a Dirty Sanchez, Dutch Oven, or similar act.
She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.
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when you go to preps school, the girls, by comparison arent as good looking as other girls.Therefore, you have to lower your standard to fit the group of women you are with
Guy 1:"that girl is so hot"
Guy 2:"dude you have your prep school goggles on
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