Having the uncanny sexy ability to plant anything and bring it to life: Gabe’s Green Thumb
Wow, that seed is taking beautifully. You must have Gabe's Green Thumb.
when the perc hits so hard you wake up at a random place around the fucking globe
*wakes up in the rocky mountains*
oh nawh im neva AND IM MEAN NEVA EVA taking anymore of gabes percs dawg 💀
Knows how to please women??. He can get clit and fam
You see that Gabe Rioux homie. He is so lit.
A legend. All those Chuck Norris jokes? They all become true when you replace "Chuck Norris" with "Big Gabe"
dude#1: when chuck norris...
dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage
Very good handyman will do anything that is asked of him including sexual favors and will call you master
You really need to get a Gabe Sifentez it will change your life forever