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A relationship you developed with an exceptionally witty female colleague during the COVID pandemic while working remotely, despite having never met in person. The entire relationship is based on far too many zoom calls and slack chats talking about mindless work crap and how stupid and lame all your coworkers are. The top ranked virtual female friend receives the coveted label "girlfriend". An improvement over the traditional "work wife" in spite of being apparently lower on the hierarchy. This is because you don't share a physical space so there are fewer requirements to buy expensive, shiny things to keep her happy, and arguments can be conveniently ended with "internet issues".
Child 1 "Mom found out Dad was going to Austin to meet his virtual work girlfriend!"
Child 2 "Oh shit."
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A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her
Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!
A friend to have a casual relationship with only for the purpose of filling a temporary relationship void.
Usually present in long-distance friends that choose not to have a long-distance relationship or friends that lead very busy lives and don't want the hassles of a full-fledged relationship.
An extension of a fuck friend
When visiting the West Coast, I'll get together with my on-call girlfriend for dinner & a movie and usually a night of great sex.
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when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends
"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"
"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"
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A prison girlfriend is like your identical twin sister, but closer. You share a brain, but you don't share men, and you don't share each other.
Prison girlfriend, I was thinking.
I know me too.
And then we'll.
Absolutely.
Perfect.
Done.
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