Gives me the haps

Makes me happy!

Sitting on the back porch watching my wife talk to our son trying to figure out the definition of “gives me the haps”, gives me the haps.

give me guppie

Sucking face
Aka kissing passionately

Boy quit playing, just give me guppie.

give me a ring

British way of saying call me.

Hey Joe can you give me a ring when you get home. ☎️📞

getting A’s giving no F’s

being so smart but also being the baddestb around

Jim: woah do you see that girl?
Jimmy: Yeah she def is getting A’s giving no F’s

give Trump a blumpkin

To really really really suck. Even if you liked to give blumpkins, it would be really suck to give Trump one because he eats McDonald’s every day, and because, well......, he’s Trump.

Don’t go to that show. It’s gonna give Trump a blumpkin.
How was the party last night?
Totally gave Trump a blumpkin.

Who gives a fuckism

The philosophy of not caring about philosophy and deciding to focus on what humans do best, randomly existing and doing whatever the hell we want.

Dr. Mister Pretentious is an avid critic of Who gives a fuckism

give me a fan

To have sex in the heat

Yah bro she was gonna give me a fan last night.