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This is for poop freaks that might not want to go all the way. Person A (the shitter) and person B (the target a.k.a the person "shat" upon) Person B lays under a glass top coffee table while looking up. Person A takes a dump over the persons face, or other appropriate area of choice. Thus simulating being "pooped on" without all the mess. (I belive the smell could still be an issue)
origin: unknown, though based on glass bottom boats used to watch fish .
"After we scored few lines of coke off my glass topped coffee table, I climbed under it and had my "lover" straddle on top, with her cheeks spread. Her ass opened like the mouth of a lamprey and deposited a big healthy turd over my face. I licked the glass as if I were a fish under a "glass bottomed boat"
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a nonformal glass of wine. AKA, CGOW
George indulged in his biweekly casual glass of wine Tuesday afternoon.
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A statement made by a victim waking up during an event of being teabagged, with the actor's balls on the victim's eyes.
May also logically extent to breasts.
Tim sleeps. Bruce teabags Tim.
Tim (waking up to balls covering his eyes): Hey, these aren't my glasses.
Bruce: Yes, they are.
Tim: Oh. Then I'll have to talk to my eye prescriptionist about this. I can't see anything through them.
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The opposite of touch some grass. It is because touchscreens are glass
I love being outside.
Bro touch some glass
An argument so incoherent that it could only be proposed by someone on crack
I don't know what that guy was on, buy his arguments for being a theist were a complete glass pipe fallacy
Large sunglasses worn by women to protect their eyes from facial cum shots.
Look at the CSG's on her!
I love a great pair of cum shot glasses!
the best indie rock band ever. firday noights foggy streets and chirtsmas lighs t qake me up on saturudtay grav fmy hand and flaot alwaay indto teh abbbsys aagakma nd i will aleays be ir friend so garba my ahnndnndd toake my ahdn i acant dotnthsi aloene
go listen to them u wont regret it
person a: have you heard of the rock band glass beach band?
person b: HELL YEA theyre my favourite
person a: SAME my favourite song is rat castle wbu
person b: it hasss to be planetarium but classic j dies and goes to hell part 1 is a close second
transgender indie rock band my beloved