When youβre porking a bitch and her dad bust in so you hide in the closet butt naked.
Dad: *walks in* whoβs in here with you!?
Daughter: nobody dad! I swear!
Dad: *opens closet* oh shit! A Fucking closet goblin!
Closet goblin: *with dick in hand* you saw nothing!!!
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A female that tries relentlessly to sleep with any male she can. A woman who spends most of her time attempting to work her way into mens trousers.
Stay away from her, she's a right trouser goblin
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Your a stinky curry goblin and you ride on carpets
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A child usually under the age of 15 marked by the lack of clothes, shoes with bad manners.
Someone needs to get their little ally goblin back in the house.
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Someone who licks other's gouch's for a reward or for money. Like a 'Gouchstitute' (Gouch Prostitute)
Hey Dude, Ill lick your Gouch for a longboard!
Hey man be careful in my hood' there are Gouch Goblins everywhere trying to make some cash.
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A blue goblin is a spirit that often inhabits the souls of politicians, policies and authoritative figures. The goblin is the physical manifestation of conservative ideology at its worst.
The blue goblin inhabited the souls of politicians and police officers alike during the great G20 debacle in Toronto, Canada in 2010. Democratic rights and freedoms were all thrown aside to quench the thirst of the "blue goblin".
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The Goblin Cave is a discord server based on internet artist Banbuds
In 2021 it had a comic adaptation written and drawn by G_Boy
The Goblin Cave is great!
Do you have the invite to The Goblin Cave?
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