The first bowel movement after days of constipation.
After three days of constipation, I took three teaspoons of psyllium and elvis has left the building.
"ha ong lol fr" is a way of saying "it wasn't funny but i don't wanna hurt you".
"look at me, i look like a double down sandwich"
"ha ong lol fr"
A type of person that tries to convince you that you have a virus and scammer makes it look like you "overpaid" for his "services" tries to guilt trip you to sending them tens of thousands of dollars
HELLO THIS IS DAVE FROM MICROSOFT !\
Yes, hi dave, my name is bob.
HELLO BOB, YOUR COMPUTER HAS VIRUS!
"She has a nice personality" is what you say about the fat girl or the ugly girl because you don't want to say anything mean. She can be a troll or coyote ugly but if she has any redeeming quality (such as big tits, nice clear skin, good teeth or decent lower legs) or you just don't want to be rude in front of the person you're talking to, you say this.
1: "I'm gonna hook you up with my girlfriend's best friend."
2: "What does she look like?"
1: "Um... she has a nice personality!"
2: "you mean she's not very good-looking?"
1: "um...true, but Ellen tells me that she pays her own way and gives great blowjobs"
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he is fucking obsessed with piss so much he would eat drink and breathe it if he could.
dream has a piss kink and is not afraid to show it.
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What a guy says when he likes or is currently going out with an ugly woman to get his friends to stop making fun of her.
Mike:man she is ugly
Jeff:she has good personality man
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Meaning in Marylne has a small penis.
Heaven: Mar has a smol pp
Mar: NO I DONT
Tae: Did you see mars smol pp?
Mar: UGH
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