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The absolute best set of cards one can recieve in one's opening hand of a card game.
I got the god hand and won turn 1
1. (noun)
The hand on a clock or watch that marks the seconds.
2. (adv)
something that had previous owner, like you're the second owner of it, after the first one.
"I prefer to buy second hand because the brand new one is too expensive"
When two cars are both going the same speed in different lanes making it impossible to pass them
Why are we going so slow?
Because these two cars right in front of me are holding hands and it's pissing me off
The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.
She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.
it is what you get when you reach down my pants.
You wanna handful of nutz? Well do you?
The act of slapping or spanking a female on the buttocks during sexual intercourse in an overly exaggerated manner. A technique often used in so-called reality porn sites such as MILF Hunter. Usually performed during anal or vaginal penetration from behind such as in the doggy style or doggy position. Initiated by several full arm rotations and completed with a hard buttock slap.
While pounding her ass he gave her the spin hand a few times.
A way of saying "I'm not listening" rudely. Usually comes with a hand gesture not unlike a policeman stopping traffic.
"I ain't listenin' to yo' problems! Talk to the hand!"