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When someone with a padlock walks up to a unsuspecting hipster with large tunnel plugs and locks it into their ear, and runs like fuck
We should go do a Padlocked hipster
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Error: can't be defined, you just know it when you see it.
Holy shit I've seen some hispters in my day but that is a hipster overlord.
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Known as a mega faggot and a big douchebag. Thinks to be as a big jocky but in real life, just a sad man child who prey on kids. Usually faps twice a day to hentai and furries. Mostly lives in their parents basement and praises to stupid ass memes. So, technically has no life and is just seeking for dildos they can just use.
OMG he is such an edgy hipster like keemstar!
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A grief hipster is someone who, upon the death of a celebrity/well known public figure, will profess "Well, I don't give a shit they died. And you know what? This obscure other person died and nobody but me cared!" to show that not only are you being a sheep for being upset a public figure died but that they found someone more obscure to mourn than you.
Grief Hipster: "You're upset Witney Houston died? Well did you know about {insert totally obscure soldier who died in the Iraq War's name}? He died the same day and you don't see millions of people upset about it! I'm better at grieving than you are because I knew he died and you didn't!"
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Dresses like a flamboyantly gay man to stand out of the male crowd but ends up looking like a complete tool.
"Ian Hecox is gay because he is a metrosexual hipster"
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a person who exclusively identifies themself with a group of hip urbanites by doning the requisute dress, attitude and lifestyle. a person who attempts to rebel against society as a whole, and assert their individuality but only succeeds in becoming a unoriginal drone of the smaller sub-sulture and thus becoming regimented by the sub-culture's mores.
Kids everywhere who wear the "revitalized" and back-in-style trucker hat. Or the messing mod haircuts we all love to hate.
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A person who thinks they are a hipster, but in fact they do not associate with the norm of the hipster ways so they are alone.
Symptoms that you may know/be a loner hipster:Denial, shower without soap(real hipsters don't shower at all), staying in to watch an indie film for a first date, constantly overusing the phrase "I don't want to see that mainstream bullshit", overlistening to the shins, and watching 500 Days of Summer over 500 times.
That George, he wears his scarf and cardigan all the time, but he doesn't frequent enough coffee shops or watch enough indie films to be a hipster, he's a loner hipster.
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