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The act of a male sellotaping his penis to the back of his hand, Then asking a female to finger her. once she agrees and you have entered slowly remove your hand fuck her silly.
Dave:So I heard your babe only lets you finger her
Steve: Nah I totally trojan horsed that whore!
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Horse shit. The excrement of an equine. Not to be confused with "horse pukky" which is in fact a test of a person's spelling ineptitude.
Sarah Palin's foreign policy experience is a load of horse pucky.
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A male or female with incisors and gums that extrude from the front if their face. Normally it is very uncomfortable to see a horse growler smile.
Amy is such a horse growler, everytime she smiles she turns into a booger wolf.
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A magical creature bond to the hills of Durham? It's power so great it's only known to few, a relation according to legendary tales to that of the purple man. A four legged mare, taking the appearance of a crippled horse in order to hide. The purple horse spends many of its hours asleep during the day in order to make up lost winks whilts it preforms magic in the deep dark night.
'Hey did you see that pig fly?' I bet it was down to the purple horse. Hey, did you see how the Rainbow appeared like magic? I bet it was all thanks to the purple horse.
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When one doesn't realise they are drunk, and upon standing up to walk they walk on a very distinct angle.
After the game I got up to leave and I had the biggest Horse Walk.
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when someone tries shoving their whole foot up someones ass
Did you hear? Hayden gave his sister Rachel a horse kick and she liked it.
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