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A kinky fanfic for one of your ships that got/ is getting/ or whom you would like to get married (to).
Please stop writing 'hump ring ships' about me and my boyfriend, we aren't getting married.
Yeah well this fanfic says otherwise.
Thursday;
The day after hump day. This day is celebrated in Ireland and is slowly catching on worldwide.
The good feeling from hump day continuing on into the next day.
"Oh man I didn't have the best of hump days yesterday"
"Don't worry bro, its After Hump Day day"
"Ohh yea! Sweet"
Down in the small town of Rexburg, Idaho is a college campus filled with many spiritual, strong, and wanna be athletic people. As they pursue their studies at Brigham Young University Idaho, many of them are continuing their education after having spent 2 years or a part of that time on a full time mission for the church. Having a dry spell of women for 2 years is kind of a long time for most men. I don't know of many men who go that long without women.....most men would have a heart attack an die. So where does the term Rexburg Rump Hump come from?.....well.....the students at the school have opportunities to attend the off campus parties where there is a lot of bumpin&grindin, NCMO's and slutty dressed girls to attract the guys who haven't gotten it in for life!! So you know the rest from here. Guys walk up to a girl an ask if they wanna dance and off they go. They start gettin their grind on, doin their thing, an then the next level of grindin gets turned on, the Rexburg Rump Hump. This is the next level where it looks like they are just doin a lil B&G, but in actuality they are humpin harder than a pair of bunnies. This is basically having sex through your jeans/partially clothed areas because your in a public place where there are others with the same standards as you. So if you want to get to a place where you can make love to your rump hump partner, go to the gardens or a car since those seem to be the most frequent places people go.
Guy: Hey you wanna dance?
Girl: Ya sure
(She turns around an starts dancing up on you)
Guy: So what's your name?
Girl: (her name)
(Small talk until your favorite party song comes on, an it may be a really dirty song u can make love to on the dance floor)
After you have been goin hard at bumpin&grindin, gettin all of her rump up on your junk, you take your your partner to the next level and make love on the dance floor.
The two of you have now officially found your Rexburg Rump Hump partner.
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when two people have sex and bounce in ways that resembles the way a bunny hops
Devante- "Hey Ray'Shawn, how was your night with that hottie Ty'Shanae?"
Ray'Shawn- "DAYUUUM. We hump like bunnies. nuff said"
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'Humping air' can have 2 meanings:
1. Noting someone else that he/she is making stuff up.
2. Confirming of admitting you got something wrong.
1. "You're telling me that you can lift up a car with one hand? You're humping air, mate."
2. "Mach 1 is 1000 km/h, right? Or am I humping air now?"
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be annoyed at...
I've got the hump with England coz they wont let me stay.
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When a male and female shove dildos into their rectums back to back while the male has anal sex with an animal such as a donkey
Hey jan I heard you and Tom were reverse donkey humping at old man Harrison's farm.
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