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When a Russian tries to say Murphy's Law, but fucks up his expressions as usual.
Means the same as Murphy's Law, mainly used by first generation immigrants.
It is, how you say...Doyle's Law, da?
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No matter how disgusting, disturbing, or sad an image, video or article on the Internet may be, somebody somewhere is masturbating to it right now.
"You know somebody's pullin' it to that story about the lost puppy. Winnick's Law."
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When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.
You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!
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0. When both of two systems are in equilibrium with a third, the first two systems are in equilibrium with each other
1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. Entropy continuously increases.
3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.
Isn't it cool how all this corresponds to math and stuff?
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Named for Intel founder Gordon Moore. Moore's law states that the number of circuits in a CPU will double every 12 to 18 months.
If Moore's Law is correct, then computers will be eight times as powerful in three to four years
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Unwritten Law is one of the best bands out there
Unwritten Law are one of the few non-label whore bands
Are you going to the Unwritten Law concert?
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1. the art of staying chill (keeping things on the low down) -verb. &
2. avoiding trouble at all costs by slipping directly underneath the so-called radar (screw getting out of trouble, avoid that shit in the first place) -verb.
3. I do what I want, because I can. -fact.
4. Pesha makes her own standards, guidelines, and rules, because fuck everyone else. -fact.
5. Pesha rocks hard. -fact/verb.
Hi!! My name is Pesha, and I have come to rock your world. Either follow me or get swept aside, because I'm outside the law.
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