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Irish Triplets

Three children, born in very quick succession. Often two of them are the exact same age for a short period of time. Derogatorily named for Irish Catholics who historically bred without regard to timing and birth control, but it happens to anyone.

"There goes that Canadian chick with her Irish triplets."

by 2tothe5th November 16, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 314๐Ÿ‘Ž


irish stew

when a drunk girl is giving you head and throws up all over your penis and balls. You then ejaculate and then the girl licks up all the throw up and cum, gargles it in her mouth, and swallows it

are you hungry honey?

no thanks dear i just had some irish stew

by gotrbne September 7, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž


Northern Irish Slang

Northern Irish slang includes:
"Craic" "Yeooo" "Shem" "Get her bucked" "Yer ma" "Pure beaut" "Ragin'" "Norn Iron" "Whataboutche?"

These words and phrases are usually incomprehensible to those outside of the bubble that is Northern Ireland.

Northern Irish Slang In Use!
Paddy: "Whataboutche? What's the craic?"
Paddy2: "Nohin much, just wrote this thing fer the craic about Norn Irish slang."
Paddy: "Pure beaut, shem"
Paddy2"Aye, so's yer ma, yeooo"
Paddy: "Ragin'"
Paddy2: "Get her bucked!"

by RaRaRataboutche September 22, 2010

150๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


full irish breakfast

Syonymous with fry-up. A meal extremely high in fat, generally eaten as a special indulgence. Invented by overworked Irish farmers, who needed to clog their arteries so that they could die early and get some rest.

Consists of sausages, rashers, eggs, haggis-like pudding, mushrooms, toast, and sometimes beans. Rowers on the way to a regatta or head in the early morning often buy rolls filled with the full Irish to stave off hunger pangs which result from waking up at 5am.

The English stole it and added fried bread. this disgusting mutant is termed the full English breakfast, and should not be confused with the real thing.

Should also not be confused with an Irish breakfast, which is oysters and Guinness.

While you're in Ireland, why not try a full Irish breakfast?

by Darth Ridley November 4, 2006

17๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Irish Mustache

Similar to Red Wings however the blood from menstruation is confined to the upper lip looking like an Irishman's mustache.

Bloody hell, Kristy told me it was her time of the month so I threw back a Guinness and grew an Irish mustache.

by Kiki54312 February 15, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


irish sledgehammer

when a short redhead uses a fat girls stomach as a trampoline, and he jumps up, does a backflip, and lands on his stomach with his doinker in her hoo-hah

Fred: Man, Patrick o'neil o'harris mckinley really gave susy the old irish sledgehammer last night?

George: yeah, and im pretty sure it found its way to youtube.

by buttbush August 7, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cut glass Irish

A term used to mock the Irish and Irish-American middle class.

Neither a lace curtain Irishman nor a shanty Irishman, a cut glass Irishman is a thing of its own.

by WreckingBar December 9, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž