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A very pretty and sleepy island in Central Florida having close access to the beach and an easy drive to Orlando with a run down economy. Merritt Island has a large number rednecks, racists and bigots who have no scope of the world because the never leave, but may have less of this population than other local areas. Excellent location to view marine and avian wildlife due protected land. Many former and current NASA employees own homes in this area.
Merritt Island has an extremely high ratio of fast food locations to local number of population as well as an unusually high number of elderly people, snow birds, and abandoned/foreclosed homes and businesses.
1) I am afraid to speak in public on Merritt Island, because the narrow minded local population scares me and they might shoot me for being an atheist, childless, unmarried woman or a feminist.
2) I can't believe I accepted a work transfer, but my affordable and upgraded waterfront home on Merritt Island is awesome. However, I am stuck here until the market turns or hoping that interesting, classier people take advantage of the deals and move here.
3) There are no good bars on Merritt Island.
4) Merritt Island is the place that made me understand why Republicans are religious nut-cases.
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the forgotten borough of new york. all of the wiggers seem to just cuddle up over here. the mall isnt as cool as most staten islanders make it seem and ralph's ices isnt that great either. every teenager here is fake as shit. they're either a wannabe metalhead goth that wears tripp pants or a fucking white ~*~ghetto fabulous~*~ fucker.
whatever you do man, do not move to staten island. unless you're like 60 years old. after that no one really cares about you anymore.
yeah well i dont have an example so KUH UH STATEN ISLAND
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When you are laying in a bath and you poke your bellend up through the waters surface, creating a small 'island' of bell.
You then proceed to rub the base of your penis slowly so as to not to create waves, and shout "Thunderbirds are go!" as you ejaculated.
"Sorry I was late to dinner, I was giving myself a Tracey Island before I got dressed."
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A northeastern state in the USA that is part of the New England region. Other than being the smallest state in the country, it's not that different from other mid-north Atlantic states. Rhode Island's geography consists of beaches and temperate woods, and the topography is relatively flat except for a few hills and rocky outcrops. The Narragansett Bay is located in the eastern half of the state along with most of the population while the western half of the state is somewhat remote with a classic rustic atmosphere.
To answer the three most common questions Rhode Islanders are asked:
1. Yes, we're well aware that Rhode Island is not an island. The official name is "Rhode Island and the Providence Plantations", referring to what is now known as Aquidneck Island and the mainland portion of the state. We shortened it.
2. Yes, there is a reason Rhode Island is small. Back in Colonial America, the colonies of Connecticut and Massachusetts controlled the area surrounding where Rhode island currently exists. So unlike other colonies that had elbow room to expand, the Rhode island colony was limited to a wedge of spare land between Connecticut and Massachusetts.
3. No, Quahog is not a real place; a quahog is actually a species of edible clam found all along the Eastern seaboard. The fictional town depicted in Family Guy is based off of the city of Cranston, which is directly southwest of the state capitol, Providence.
I moved to Rhode Island as an infant and have lived here for 20 years.
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A remote island full of sexy, cute and pretty ladies. A place to sit back, relax and enjoy the awesome view. Leave all your worries and stress behind. Find it on tumblr. Search for halcyon-island tumblr
A: I went for a holiday at the halcyon island.
B: Where is it located?
A: It's on tumblr. Just type this into your address bar and hit enter "halcyon-island dot tumblr dot com"
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A resort for homosexualsso they can have homesexual sex without interuption.
Jake was constipated before he and roger went to Fire Island, now you can fit a pear up there.
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An island in the kitsap area, west of Seattle. Bainbridge Island is a leisurely place to live, mostly inhabited by rich families. The schools are known as great schools and the kids tend to be unappreciative. Mostly snobbish, but still nice. The ferry is a great way to visit other great areas in the region because you will get island fever! And fast! Not a lot to do... Oh and lots of drinking... lotsss of drinking...
A great place to settle down to be near the city, but still get a taste of nature.
Maybe if I ever win the lottery I could buy a house on Bainbridge Island!
This place is so small, cold and pretty. It reminds me of Bainbridge Island!
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