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When government employees get paid to stand around holding their dicks. Or a Synonym to Bitch Work .
"Man, my boss has got me doing the fag work today. "
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A phrase that when used by females means they are avoiding a relationship to pursue a sexually active lifestyle.
Yeah you're nice, but I'm working on me
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An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.
"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"
(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "
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When your coworkers all leave early sticking you alone to do a project.
Dude you wanna go out for drinks? I'd love to but I just got a work bukake.
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Ground work, aka, laying the foundations, is the process of developing an early stage relationship between two attracted persons in order to pursue a person for sexual activities and/or a relationship
person a; "So whats happening with you and rebecca?
Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"
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Brief interval between answering/generating funny/rude email, checking portfolio/bank balances, chatting, shopping online, checking messengers, playing online games, getting coffee/snacks/gossip/jokes in breakroom, updating resume', smoking/snorting/chewing/shooting/huffing while appearing busy to superiors at current place of employment
'brb, Fearless Leader is heading this way, gotta take a work break'
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n. when a female is "riding" (bouncing on) a male's penis during anal sex, leaving the male doing nothing
"What kind of sex did you and Kelly have in the office yesterday?"
"Anal sex. She did all of the woman's work while I just laid back and did nothing."
"Lucky. When I had sex with her, she put a dildo on, and made me do all of the woman's work."
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