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When an individual masturbates into his hands, then uses the resulting mess to slick back his hair.
I'll be ready yo hit the club, right after a quick Italian shower.
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to cut off a mans penis, stick it in his mouth, and soe his mouth shut
To torture him, we gave him an italian sausage
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The Italian mafia, all 5 crime families are secretly running North Jersey.
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When using a breadstick as a dildo, also known as garlic hole
Dude I heard that girl is famous for the Italian man. She should taste great
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(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.
The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.
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The act of waiting until a fellow builder has fallen asleep on site, then pouring an entire bottle of premium Olive oil down the back of their trousers and shouting 'Mama Mia!'
Dean the plasterer won't be in today, he's going to need therapy after the Italian Salad we gave him last night.
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