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A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.
Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.
Nicknamed jacob saggytits.
Your as useless as jacob sartorius!
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1 look at that jacob: 2 whats a jacob: 1 a midget ass nigga: 2 : ohhh cuz jacobs a midget ass nigga: 1 rightt
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The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her.
Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know
Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you."
-What I'd say if I were Bella.
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That Time When Jacob Sucks
Man, Jacob Sucks, Am I Right, or Am I right?
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is the sexiest man alive and has a massive weiner
Is that Jacob Light? He has a huge dick!
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The act of going to ones house late at night in hopes of fucking someone, only to be too nervous and wimp out while shaking like a bitch
Sam: Yo how did it go with Liz last night!?
Jacob: We didn't do anything man I was too nervous and was shaking badly
Sam: Dude you pulled a Jacob Muse!
Liz: "Do you wanna join my cats and watch him fuck me?"
Sam: "Nah man it won't happen, he's going to pull a jacob muse"
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"Honey, I need to tell you something,"
"Yes, Harold?"
"I have been diagnosed with terminal Jacob Satorius,"
Wife bursts into earrapey tears.
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