After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones
He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius
Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.
Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now
The biggest Ariana Grande fan I know! He is the life of the party and everyone who knows him knows he is a QUEEN!!! I love jamming out with him to Ariana and Panic at the Disco over FaceTime!
Jacob Perez is a queen.
The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.
Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano
he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE
killing me honestly
jacob nieves is so sweet
the sweetest boy
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHH
jacob nieves: hi :)
me: HI HOW ARE YOU IM UR BIGGEST FAN
adorable boy. dreams of phat cheeses. talks a lot but it's cute. very tall and has yummy eyes
if he's reading this, hey pretty boy hahahahhahhah
me: JACOB NIEVES IS SO HANDSOME!!!!
jacob: true :)