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The Jacob satorius

After you had a shit w/o wipe you shove the earbuds in your anus for 30 seconds and put them in your ears and listen to any Jacob satorius song. If you don't last 5 minutes you lick the shit off the headphones

He lost in a bet so he had to do the Jacob satorius

by Pigdick December 2, 2016


Jacob Gercken

Extremely hot guy that recently got a software update and now has a mullet.

Jacob Gercken is hot but with a mullet now

by not chris's dad February 14, 2022


Jacob Perez

The biggest Ariana Grande fan I know! He is the life of the party and everyone who knows him knows he is a QUEEN!!! I love jamming out with him to Ariana and Panic at the Disco over FaceTime!

Jacob Perez is a queen.

by @CWD4ever November 13, 2018


jacob montano

The type of person who is flirtatious, witty, and has splenderful musical skill. Usually from of Jewish origin.

Once Dominic started taking piano lessons, he really became a Jacob Montano

by Gabriel_Kritt August 14, 2017


jacob nieves

he gives me a toothache!!!! WHY IS HE SO PRETTY AND HANDSOME OMG PLEASE

killing me honestly

jacob nieves is so sweet

by a lemieux October 17, 2020


jacob nieves

the sweetest boy

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH AHHHHH

jacob nieves: hi :)
me: HI HOW ARE YOU IM UR BIGGEST FAN

by a lemieux October 17, 2020


jacob nieves

adorable boy. dreams of phat cheeses. talks a lot but it's cute. very tall and has yummy eyes

if he's reading this, hey pretty boy hahahahhahhah

me: JACOB NIEVES IS SO HANDSOME!!!!
jacob: true :)

by a lemieux October 16, 2020