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The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.
Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.
Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...
Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.
Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro
Liability, full on idiot, can’t be left alone,
I’ve been proper Jay Atkin tonight
The strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites that read like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.
Example: "There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." –Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
The Jay-Peterman on this bud says it is like sitting on top of a toadstool in a garden of dreams, catching raindrops of relaxation on your tongue instead of flies.
A cute and handsome little baby brother in my dreams ❤️ :(
My brother sora jay is cute!
a slang term for 'LJ' which is slang for the online blogging site, Livejournal.com
"Last night I checked my ehl jay."
"Ehl Jay totally rocks."
A person that loves cock and ball torture. Bro the cuckold connoisseur, lesbian litigator, vagina vetter, squirt squire, beastiality baron, sounding sergeant, anal admiral, and many more to come and cum. To sum him up in one word, ambition. Digressing, he holds many coveted achievements. With a 7-inch cock and a 7-time streak for premature ejaculation, he trumps the previous holder. (Formerly known as Swicyz.)
Other than his extensively extravagant involvement in the adult film industry, a Jay Han is commonly seen frequenting the early childhood development agency. Not to worry, his proclivity to do so comes with upmost prudence.
In this VUCA world, Jay Hans are a vehicle of chadness and carriers of all STDs. Thus, let him proselytize you. And last but definitely not least, it is paramount you caress your frenulum on his forearm veins to amass girth.
Hey! I see you're becoming a Jay Han!
Truly an indeed!
I'm 166.6cm!
A dad who doesn't care about anything and just wants attention and fame. Even tho he is way to old and ugly