Looking curvy in what they are wearing
Damn girl! You be lookin’ thick in them jeans!
An esoteric doctrine explaining the bizarre reasons chicks hate each other and are no longer friends. It can be applied uniformly to all women who borrow any type of clothing, accessories, electronics, etc., and don't return said item, leading to a downward spiral in the strength of the friendship. Occasionally, the jeans incident doctrine may lead to the creation of mortal enemies.
Ex #1: "Yo man, you hear Anna isn't talking to Katie anymore?"
"Really, what happened?"
"I think Katie borrowed her favorite scrunchie without asking, classic jeans incident doctrine at work"
Ex #2: "You can't invite her boss man, Jamie is going to be there, Shelly and Jamie hate each other now"
"what,... did Jamie borrow her jeans and not return them or something?"
"yeah, the proverbial jeans incident doctrine rears its ugly head again"
men who wear jeans so tight that they look like male leggings
“this nigga got the baggiest jeans in atlanta”
“but he looks like a stick figure”
“exactly”
a brand of very stylish jeans. they have fancy pockets with rhinestones, sequins and whatnot. Very popular in Dallas, LA, Austin, New York and bigger cities. smaller cities often wear knock offs. In High-Land park if you don't own at least 4 pairs, you are frowned upon, and have no sense of style once so ever, unless, you are scene.
warn by the same girls that wear uggs, juicy and eyeliner on their water line.
cost $100-$200
make your butt look hot and catch the eye, bring focas to your asset.
Amy: i saw she didn't have miss me jeans. she MUST be poor.
Taylor: i know. but i just got a new pair yesterday, it will look chic with my juicy couture jacket tomorrow!
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Definition 1.uber trendy guy you see around with their MAC airbooks and slim cut jeans(perhaps even a beenie where appropriate). The types that work for some trendy hip company where they were jeans to work and refuse to use PC's...just macs.
I'm looking for a new job, but I am not a corporate guy...I am more of a mac n jeans kinda guy.
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the worst ship that was ever made.
oh, you ship eren x jean together. that's just shipping an angry cinnamon roll and a horse.
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A man making fun of another man for having the Denver Nuggets on his jeans also known as Drip
My boy got on the Denver nugget jeans
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