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A bearded racist from the backwoods of Georgia who guzzled Daisy's huckleberry pies like it ain't no thing. He was played by Denver Pyle, the father of John Stamos. Denver Pyle died a while ago; he died of lung cancer. It probably sucked. He was from Methune, Massachusetts
Denver Pyle? You mean Mr. Methune?
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the hottest 18th-century guy around! deep brown eyes, white scar on his eyebrow, VERY impressive abs, ... transparent body... (well, not anymore)
Jesse de Silva is like, on the top 10 list of hottest boys on earth! He's from the mediator series by Meg Cabot, and i LOVE him! i know he's not real, but i really did fall for the guy!!
"his voice! so deep, it seemed to reverberate down my spine. it was Jesse's voice alright, but suddenly, it was in surround sound, it was THX..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
"never had I been so aware of the way his dark hair curled against the back of his tanned neck; the deep brown of his eyes; the whiteness of his teeth; the strength in those long legs as he knelt down beside me..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
me: *writes I¢¾JDS* somewhere
friend: who's JDS?
me: Jesse de Silva! i love Jesse de Silva!!
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An allusion to Breaking Bad when Walter White breaks into Jesse Pinkman's place to wake him up.
Having consumed an excessive amount of hallucinogenic munchies given to him by Jesse, Walter desperately punches through Jesse's door. He then proceeds to frantically shake Jesse, who is knocked out, because he is coveting Kentucky Fried Chicken like a Catholic priest yearns children, but is himself afraid of acquiring it due to his high.
This line is often used hysterically as a mild inside joke in superior friend groups or in the crack-addicted Breaking Bad community. For instance, when your friend is dead asleep at 3 AM you may scare the life out of them by yelling the three magic words in intermittent order. Doing this after having set their house on fire enhances the experience. As a diehard Breaking Bad fan, it is unlikely that they will be upset at you for committing arson.
There are 27 three-word sentences in which you can yell any of these three words, but the most common are:
• "Jesse Wake Up."
• "Wake Up Jesse."
• "Jesse Jesse Jesse."
Some contemporary parents name their child -- or sometimes all of their children -- "Jesse" so that they can traumatise them with "JESSE WAKE UP!" every morning of their lives. Conveniently, the name is unisexual.
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The group assignment was due yesterday night Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"The Barbie movie Jesse! THE BARBIE MOVIE IS IN CINEMAS JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We need to hit the gym Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"JESUS Jesse! Jesus died for our sins Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"It's sunrise Jesse! We didn't eat before the fast Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Kanye Jesse! Kanye tweeted something Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"We slept through the entire Flash movie Jessie!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum said we can have a sleepover Jesse! SHE SAID YES JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Maccas Jesse! Maccas has a new sundae flavour Jesse!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"Santa Claus Jesse! SANTA IS A BLACK JEW JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My mum Jesse! She told me to wash the dishes Jesse! I FORGOT TO WASH THE DISHES JESSE!"
"Jesse. JESSE. JESSE! JESSE WAKE UP!"
"Mmmuhhh-wwhat?"
"My memory Jesse! I HAVE MEMORY LOSS JESSE!"
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A dude obsessed with single moms and gets cracked out with caffeine.
Jesse James West is such a crackhead and he told me he "met" with my mom. Btw i dont have a dad
Ex-soldier, a man born with an old soul, his heart stays young no matter the age not to mention he appears much younger then his age.
"Jesse arron powers is the alpha and omego of love and peace."
1. the single greatest character to ever to grace FOX's hit television show, Glee.
2. God.
3. can accomplish anything.
4. better than Chuck Norris
5. often dresses as if he is attending a funeral
Jesse St. James doesn’t use pickup lines, he simply says, “Now.”
Jesse St. James once went to the Virgin Islands. They are now the Islands.
Jesse St. James wears black because if he didn’t, he would outshine you more than he already has.
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The act of lying flat on the ground with arms by your sides, when either ordered to do so or as an agreed forfeit in a drinking game.
Originally started in Bristol after a viral video contained original footage of the Jess Neville assumption.
The official call is: "assume the jess neville!" at which point, unless one person has been targeted, everyone must assume the aforementioned position.
Assuming the jess neville can also be used as a punishment in drinking games until all but the winner has assumed the position.
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