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The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device
An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger
An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell
Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking
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Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
Cellular Jocking phone jocking
When a male inserts his penis into another male while strapped to his chest using the strapped up males erect penis to have intercourse with another male.
Me and my buddy went Jock-Strapping last night, Its was Amazing!
little white kids who think they are gansters because they listen to mumble rap wear fake shoes and act stupid.
they also make drama and think they are better then everybody.
for safety precautions stay away from this role of people.
look at those jock 2.0s over there that's just cringy
Hot, sticky, dry, but clean... For dudes. They can take on eleven players at a time.
That the is a complete jock market.
A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”