Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
Billy: Man I wish I could be Christian Johnson
Jake: ONG!
When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.
Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.
A dusty/dirty piece of meat . Basically a dirty, dusty dick (penis).
I thought I told you to put your Dusty Johnson away!
awesome, sexy, heroic, batman, smooth with ladies man.
Oh I didn't know there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party. WHATT!!!!
It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.
Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute
A beautiful brunette nurse in Pearl Harbor, and the love interest of Danny Walker and Rafe McCawley. She is stunning, quiet natured and sweet. But don't mess with her. She has a fierce side that can get mean quickly. She is devoted, determined and passionate, and she has a big heart. Which she shares with the two men she loves. She is a also very much a free spirit.
Danny: Gosh Evelyn Johnson is pretty
Rafe: Get you own man, she's mine.
The 5'3" man who always pays for his food.
Rohan Johnson has taken yet another L.