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The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot
Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!
Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!
Announcer: MJ is money yet again
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Large shiny rims. Usually 23" to be exact. Hence the name "Michael Jordan" whose number was 23.
Jackson's ride is now pimped outbecause he has michael jordans.
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Jordan Elbridge is a very small school district in the middle of bumfuck nowhere New York. Jordan Elbridge is mostly known for the only thing being higher than the kids is the std rate, the sports teams sucking more than the girls do, and multiple school shooting threats
“Those 8th graders are doing crack!”
“Yeah they’re probably from Jordan Elbridge”
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Excompasses every possible answer.
(like a "mommma" joke or combeback but better)
Commonly used when annoyed, frustrated or angered by a question or comment.
"What did you get for #9"
"jordans mom"
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Kind, handsome, outgoing, loveable, caring person, very popular and loves to party alittle bit. usually gets the best girl in the world and stays with her. shows mad amounts of love to anyone. just dont get on his bad side.
I love Darius Jordan
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The "phantom shits"; the painful feeling of having to take a shit after you are hit in the balls. Sometimes occurs with blueballs as well.
"Damn dude ever since BP hit me in the nuts I've had the worst case of chestnut jordans"
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1. A defensive tackle on the Chicago Bears
2. A DJ at UCF
Jordan Miller is a free agent now!? WTF!
Have you ever seen Jordan Miller live? It’s insane!!
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