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A very feminine type of guy, down to earth but can be annoying. Likes to talk a lot but doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.
He's Juan inch long.
That guy Juan paul got into the ring with Bloyd Mayweather!
YO! Triple-to-the-O! You caught dat new Juan Paul Vlog?!
Prank him John, except if the John in question is Hispanic/Latino.
José: Ándale mijo, Prank him, Juan!
Juan: starts clappin' some cheeks.
A spin off to getting some becky for those of us gay white guys with either a Mexican fetish or who just likes Mexicans like anyone else.
Damn I got lucky last night when a Mexican guy was letting me get some Juan from him last night
The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.
After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.
Acting in such Fashion of Juan Musci in ways where you lie about sleeping with females. The lies are so obvious that it is considered a total Juan Move.
“I had a girl over last night he he heee “ Total Juan move you did nothing...