July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23

July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

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July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

12 July

The people born on 12 July are so endearing ever! They will understand you and be with you forever! Even if it's your bad or good time! They are hot and cute as hell! They don't want anyone if they have only one person whom they love the most!

People born on 12 July are awesome!

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

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July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake