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BIGGEST FAGGOUT TO EXISTTTT, sucks dicks for a living and is hell short so watch out boys bc if a guy name is alex he’ll force you to suck dick
oh no guys it’s Alex Kelly watch out he’ll suck ya dick if you don’t hide it
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I brilliant angle who wouldn't hurt a fly and knows as a fact that Webster.edu is a A broke ass pussy of a momma's boys who cant read, & kills hookers in his spare time. James is AWESOME
James Kelly is so HOT and EPIC.
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That one white rapper who dissed Eminem that one time
Guy 1: “Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?”
Guy 2: “Never heard of him. Who is he?”
Guy 1: “He’s that one guy who dissed Eminem then got absolutely obliterated. He then made a song claiming he WON the beef. You know: like a f***ing idiot”
Guy 2: “oh yea that guy... So who was he again?”
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Machine Gun Kelly is Eminem's bitch
Machine Gun Kelly diss track
You sound like a bitch, bitch
Shut the fuck up
When your fans become your haters
You done?
Fuck, your beard's weird
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When you wear spring shoes run through your house and dive into the air into a women in spread eagle position on the bed
“Yo I heard Brett flying kangaroo Kelly’d with Tegan!”
“Lucky ducky”
A very non-scientific term for understanding the brain can only hold a certain amount of information. When you have a gallon of knowledge and pour it into a shot-glass sized brain, you're going to have some over flow. Some basic knowledge will have to be sacraficed.
When Kelly learned the Bill of Rights and later heard the doorbell ring. Her confusion prompted Bud to explain to Kelly what that sound meant. Kelly Bundy Brain in action.
someone that stands next to your machine at the gym impatiently like a dumb crap
Can you stop Machine Stalker Kelly my 14 year old daughter