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An annoying teacher with nearly zero effective educational ability besides yelling at students and accusing them of cheating and similar things. You will despise her class and thank the Lord when summer arrives, as you will feel the only way to escape her is by way of death. Pray you never get put in her class, and if you are, may your God bless you with the strength to handle her pitchy obnoxious voice and terrible, unfair rules.
Person 1: "That girl is such a bitch."
Person 2: "That girl is more than a bitch, she's a Lauren Palatucci!"
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1. A sub-cult existing in Scotland, following the teachings of Her Highness Lauren Crombie. Followers are usually called "Bombs of the Cromb"
2. A nasty and malignant tumor that attaches itself to any human being within reach with the hope of reproducing, never happens though, it's too revolting and repulsive, what with that chest and those god awful legs.
1. Look, a Bomb of the Cromb, what a horrible person
2. Eughhhh, look at it. Everyone stay away from the Lauren Crombie or it will suck the very life out of you. Oh my goodness, it's just emptied it's bowels all over it's Lacoste Boots, aw what a shame, looked cheap anyway! Oh and there it is attaching itself to Big Andy...again!
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a bitch who thinks shes cute but shes not. generally is blonde but has no eyebrows. laurens will grow up alone and have nobody. they over exaggerate their dogs and pets.
Dude that Lauren is just a bitch
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Lauren and Victoria are two beautiful, feisty, and fun girls who are best friends and better yet, sisters. Everyone is jealous of their glorious friendship. They're always with eachother, causing ruccus wherever they go. At parties, they're always with eachother, and wouldn't have it any other way. They can do simple things like watch movies and still have the greatest time imaginable. They'll go down in history as an epic duo, and be even greater than Louis and Clark. They would catch a grenade for eachother, throw their heads on a plate for eachother, jump in front of a train for eachother, and do anything for eachother. Finding friendship like theirs is like trying to nail jello to a tree. They're two peas in a freakin pod alright.
Lauren and Victoria.
Louis and Clark.
Rob and Big Black.
Forrest Gump and Bubba.
and so on.
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A dirty Lauren is where you shove a fist full of Vicks lozenges into your urethra to get that morning buzz
There's nothing better than a dirty Lauren in the morning
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A verb used to describe the act of completely butchering a picture or advertisement in Photoshop, specifically in drastically changing the anatomy of a model.
Term originated on PhotoshopDisasters.blogspot.com when a Ralph Lauren ad was posted and criticized, and Ralph Lauren tried to file a ridiculous lawsuit against PSD for it.
The proportion of her head to her pelvis is anatomically impossible; they totally Ralph Lauren'd that picture.
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Lauren q is the baddest bitch any one will ever meet.she is the sweetest funniest most loving girl in the world🥰.If you have her in your life you are extremely luckyyyy .She is the most beautiful person inside and out.She is such a sexy licious snack .From your besties Isabella I fucking love you❤️🥺🥺
Woah did you see Lauren Quamina today she was looking so pretyy
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