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"the left handed Suzuki" is a form of "reach around" while having intercourse in the doggystyle position. it's preformed by reaching around to the front partners sexual organ and cupping the hand around the pubic mound( in homosexual intercourse you would grasp the penis) while making quick grinding movements with the hand in the fashion of throttling a motorcycle.
man last night I hit her with the left handed Suzuki then she made me food and went home...
A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.
I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.
the act of spotting a 'hanging' high five and running up and slapping that five while announcing 'no five left behind'.
C'mon man, high five.
no.
(out of nowhere): IM ON IT!!!
*smack*
NO FIVE LEFT BEHIND XD
An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.
Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.
a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.
Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"
When you beat your dick so hard your left or right leg went numb.
"Ahh man..."
"what?"
"I think I have left leg syndrome."