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To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
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The act of which a male will lift another males cock and scrotum to continuously lick the beta males ass hole
"oh dude, did u hear ben did the lift and lick on nick!"
"oh no way me too!"
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When you're going to rob/steal something unsuspectedly. Could be anything from money, a phone, something someone left behind, or even snacks from a store. Also can be said as "hit a lick".
Person #1: Ayo he left his keys in the car while he went into the gas station!
person #2: Hell yea! Thats boutta be a quick lick!
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The act of kissing a girl who smokes.
I dumped Megan after one week, with her three pack a day habit, licking the ashtray made me want to hurl
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To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.
It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.
She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.
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The act of licking, rimming, analingus, and tonguing a woman's asshole while stimulating her clitoris with your thumb. This works best if she is in a doggy style position with her ass up and her head down. As her legs start to quiver just before she cums, slide your tongue deep in her rectum and she will have the best orgasm ever. After doing this technique night after night I have found even the most timid women will be curious about anal sex, even the ones who swore they would never do it.
The best "Tushy licking" joke
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
A: Even though you know it’s wrong, your eventually gonna put your tongue on it.
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