bloo moose

An "animal" first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. This "animal" is considered dangerous. Its weapon? Incoherent babbling. The discoverer of this "animal" was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. But in the squirrel's diary it tells of wat he talked about.
Entry 1:

RUN! The bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!

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moose toots

The Canadian version of explosive wet diarrhea.

Nathan: "Where were you last night, eh?"
Daniel: "I had a case of the ol' moose toots."
Nathan: "Sorry to hear that bud. Let's go for a rip sometime."

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Snow Moose

A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's

Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose

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moose herder

A term a republican disillusioned by Trump developed to reflect not aligning or supporting him.

He used this as a nod towards Teddy Roosevelt's bull moose party. Please noone tell this jackass the bull moose party was progressive af lol.

This Republican says if you hate Trump be a moose herder. I mean don't threaten us with a good time.

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mooses knuckle

like a camel toe
but for men

when the men have there trousers like simon cowell is a mooses knuckle

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Shuffle Moose

A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.

Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF

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papey moose

A man of supreme physical looks, who is intelligent and very well respected

Prince, or king papey moose

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