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Used in the same manner as barking spider. When someone passes gas and there's no one else to blame, blame it on the Moose Crickets. Commonly used in Alaska.
John: "Oh maaaaan! Did you do that??"
Mark (embarassed): "No way! Must be moose crickets in the house!
An "animal" first sighted in some sort of grocery store, most likely a walmart. This "animal" is considered dangerous. Its weapon? Incoherent babbling. The discoverer of this "animal" was a squirrel, his name was lost many-a-year ago. But in the squirrel's diary it tells of wat he talked about.
Entry 1:
RUN! The bloo moose is incoherently babbling!!!
When a camel toe is so extreme or severe that it has to be classified under a different name
Mate! Her trouser are so tight they aren't just giving her a mark toes, it's a full on moose knuckle!
A secret girl code for needed to go to the bathroom when you want to go with your friend but dont want to say it when there are people around.
Girl 1: Shuffle Moose
Girl 2: *knods head*
*both race to bathroom*
Boy 1: WTF
A man of supreme physical looks, who is intelligent and very well respected
A Swedish person. Typically one that drives ratty Volvo's
Alice, you're such a damned Snow Moose