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Masterful bation is masturbation which displays creativity and expertise.
When Cyril shot his wad through a flaming hoop ten feet away, Claudia was totally impressed with his masterful bation.
They were wed soon after.
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Here's a realistic look at a puppet master. A puppet master controls other peoples lives, so they don't get to claim to have to be sub serviant or made to feel less than around anybody, it's their world. A puppet master already has all the power and all the money, there's nothing left to do but control everybody's lives, your tv air time is wasting the viewing audiences time.
Puppet masters control the viewing audiences life, they're bitching about their own rights and lives isn't interesting though, I guess if you think there's something more interesting in life than a puppet master, you're considered a narcissist by a puppet master.
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Someone who hate diesel douchbags but is himself an automotive asshole.
Dylan is going to be a master mechanic
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Master Shifu is the greatest being to ever exist. He is the little red panda with the big mustache from Kung Fu Panda. He is out Lord and saviour!
I pray to you Master Shifu, may you rip :(
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the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp
john ant no skank master. jesus is
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One who is the master of punching or kicking others in the Krundle.
"If you acheive your Red belt 5th degree in Krundletry, then you are a Krundle Master."
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1. n. adj. A ship of Professor Severus Snape and Remus Lupin, commonly used by Harry Potter fanfiction authors. It earns its name due to the fact that Snape is a potions master and Lupin is a werewolf.
2. n. The website that wields its name, which is a compilation of Snape/Lupin slash fanfiction pieces.
"Master and the Wolf totally beats any heterosexual relationship in which Snape is invovled. Ew, greasy."
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