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Matt Cassel

Matt Cassel is the current backup QB for an NFL Franchise named The New England Patriots. Matt entered the NFL in the 7th Round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He made his debut in a 41-17 loss to the San Diego Chargers. His career highlight came in the 2008 season when Patriots star QB Tom Brady went down to a nasty knee injury. His season concluded with, 321-508 Passes, 3651 yards, 21 TDs and 11 INTs. He failed to lead the Patriots to the 2008 NFL Playoffs, but this young man is a Free Agent in the season upcoming, unless he is re-signed by the Patriots. We will just have to see what the future has in store for this young QB.

Tom: Hey, did you see Matt Cassel last week?

Doug: Yeah! He torched The Cardinals in that 47-7 win with 20 of 36 passes for 345 yards, three touchdowns, and no interceptions!

Tom: Better than I could of done with this damn knee!

by PatrickBoles December 30, 2009

28πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Matt Murdock

Matt Murdock, the cutest cinnamon vigilante roll out there.

Is an altar boy who attends church every Sunday and has holy water and a braille bible on his nightstand

He’s also a really good lawyer

Person 1: who’s that?
Person 2: oh, that perfect blind cutie who throws his cane in ally’s followed by hard core parkour and an un necessary amount of flips?
Person 1: yea
Person 2: oh that’s Matt Murdock

by Matt_reid_supremacy March 7, 2022

12πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Matt Hofman

Best musician and best sex god great friend and best lover!!!!
He will do any position at any time and within any time limit. He will seduce you with his words and swoon you with his smile. beware Extremly attractive!!!!!!!!

Man that guy was such a matt Hofman!!!

by dennis jontry August 13, 2009

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Matt K.

The coolest person ever, tends to shed a tear while watching Blood Diamond and likes eating milkshakes late at night. Apparently, is an "eternal sex god" who also gets involved in various other ahem "activities."

I met this kid named Matt K., he worked with me. He was pretty much the coolest guy ever.

by ThoWhoShallRemainNameless August 23, 2008

35πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


matt clarke

yo this guy gets pussy and smokes nice dope nigga

girl1: i want to fuck matt clarke
girl2: i smoked a dubie with him yesterday and i passed out after 2 tokes ! next thing i knew i woke up on the street with empty pockets and a text saying u shoulda been tokin my dick :S

by david whosu November 24, 2010

11πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Matt Suey

A term in reference to having a friend have sex with a girl before you do. Matt Suey was a fullback for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s, often plowing through defenders so Walter Payton could run free.

Yeah, Hank is my Matt Suey, he nailed Tiffany before I hooked up with her.

by Leiderberg February 16, 2008

37πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


Matt Willis

Ex member of the boyband Busted. Gone solo with a range of rock-pop songs. Currently dating emma griffiths. He is hot, sexy and can sing extreamly well. Once appeared in an episode of Casualty as a drug dealer. Has the middle name of James. His real last name is sergeant, but goes by Matt willis. He also has his own personal myspace site.

"matt willis has myspace!"

by Kelly Louise June 22, 2006

28πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž